"She is a microphone swallower."
"These eggs are backwards."
"Fanon is such a dumb word"
"I am lay back comedy"
"Has anyone ever told you that you have a punchable face?"
Scripty thing
Title: These eggs are backwards
Characters: Customer (male), Customer (female), Waitress
Phrase: "These eggs are backwards."
*Customer one and two get their food from the waitress.*
Waitress:
"Skillet for you and pancakes for you."
Customer (Male):
"Um.."
Customer (female)
"These eggs are backwards."
Waitress:
"The eggs are backwards?"
Customer (male):
"She meant order, I had the pancakes and she had the skillet."
Customer (female):
"Yeah sorry. Haha backward eggs. Can eggs be backwards?"
Waitress:
"I don't think that they can be if they're scrambled. Did I get everything for you two or is there something I can get you?"
Customer (male):
"Yeah um, do you have any regular syrup?"
Waitress:
"We do, I'll go and get it for you."
Customer (female):
"I can't come back here again."
I love the phrase but I wish you had done something more creative with it's meaning or the scenario. The jumping off point for this would be "Can eggs be backward?" this is an invitation for a beat change.
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